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 Love is in the Air?  -False. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon Dioxide is in the air.
Life is short... -False. Its the longest thing you do.
All men are created equal. -False. Explain Midgets.
United States is the land of the free. -False. The US has more prisoners per capital than any other country.
Why was six afraid of seven? -It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of fear. 
Home is where the heart is? -False. The chest cavity is where the heart is.
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars. -False. The nearest star is 93 million miles away.
Love is all you need? -False. You need water and rations.
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Love is in the Air? -False. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon and Carbon

27 faves · 2 comments · Oct 19, 2011 8:29pm

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thats_why_i_smile · 1 decade ago
apparently some guy on The Office said that lol
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catheriinex3 · 1 decade ago
hahahahah ; I just died.(;
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