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Beans, beans,
Good for the heart,
The more you eat,
The more you fart.
The more you fart,
The better it feels.
So eat some beans,
For every meal.
nmf/nmq

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Beans, beans, Good for the heart, The more you eat, The more

6 faves · 1 comments · Oct 5, 2011 5:22am

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Blondie_Miss · 1 decade ago
Its: Beans, bean, the magical fruit. the more you eat the more you toot. the more you toot the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal.
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