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Fave if...
*you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
*you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
*you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
*you laugh when people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
*you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
*you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
*you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
*you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
*you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
*you stop the microwave at 00:01 to get the next person who uses the microwave mad

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