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I've  only  known  the m  for  four  days-
My thought process?

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"Your in my Italian class, right?"
"DRESS CODE VIOLATION."
"Stop stepping on my feet. Now."
"I'm lost. But at least I have a brain."
"No I don't have a pen you can borrow, do I know you?"
"HOT MAN."
"If your mom's name Mattel? Cause you look as fake as a Barbie."
"YOU SIT NEXT TO ME IN SCIENCE  OHMYGOD YOUR HOT"
"Oh please. Your in 6th grade, pull up your "
dammmmn shirt child."
"I'M SO LOST. THIS IS THE 8TH GRADE WING. I NEED TO GET TO 7TH. NOW."
"You should be my history teacher, you were there for everything."
"Your Australian accent makes me wanna turn into a love fairy and fly away mate. " 

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I've only known the m for four days- My thought process?

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