A boy and girl were talking.

Boy: Your beautiful and I Love You.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Yes. I love you.
Girl: Well if you love me, You would love my friend, Shes prettier and smarter. Oh, and Shes right behind you.
(Boys turns around)
Boy: There is no one there.
Girl: If you truly loved me you wouldn't have turned around.

nmf/nmq