Sunday
School
Little Mary was not the best student in
Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the
teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who
created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an
altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and
jabbed her in the rear. ''God
Almighty!'' shouted Mary and the teacher
said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who
is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her
slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her
again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted
Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to
sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did
Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And
again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up
and shouted, ''If you stick that thing in me one more
time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher
fainted.
got it off a website rate high if it made you
laugh^^^
24 faves · Dec 7, 2008 9:14am