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8 Truths of Life

 

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.










2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.










3) And discover that the first truth is a lie.










4) You're now smiling. Because you're an idiot.










6) You will soon fave this.












7) You did not notice that I skipped number 5.












8) You did not notice that, in fact, there are no 8 truths.
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8 Truths of Life 1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your

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