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**teenage boy gets home late and finds his mom waiting for him**

MOM: where were you?
BOY: with friends.
MOM: dont lie!
BOY: Fine i was at a stripper club.
MOM: OHH MYY GOD did you see anything you weren't supposed to see??? 
BOY:Yeah, i saw dad.
MOM: WHAT???...wait i never saw him there.  
BOY: UHHH ???... 0_o 

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