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A dying granny tells her granddaughter ,
"I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment,
The farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash."
The granddaughter, about to be rich, says "Oh my Granny, you are SO generous.
I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"
With her last breath , her grandmother whispered,
"Facebook"

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