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I don't mean to impress you but... #1
 my hand sanitizer,
only kills 99.8% of germs, not 99.9%.
 i like to live on the edge.

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I don't mean to impress you but... #1 my hand sanitizer,

89 faves · Jul 28, 2011 4:44pm

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