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Today, a married couple asked me to take their picture with the digital camera they had. I counted 1... 2..., and right before I said 3, the man in the couple snuck a kiss on her cheek. They were about 80 years old.

 
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597 faves · 5 comments · Jul 10, 2011 6:08pm

Sunshine1995

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Sunshine1995


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JustMakayla · 1 decade ago
Dane Cook.
By the way,
the key to a relationship is chesting. xD
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LetsDoItTonightx3 · 1 decade ago
She never said it was hers. v
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xxhurdlerxx · 1 decade ago
Dane Cook.. not yours.
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_Real_Quotes_ · 1 decade ago
Dane Cook said this and then said i asked him what the secret to love was and he said "cheat"
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Shine_With_Me · 1 decade ago
Dane Cook...
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