If Witty were a school:
Our classes would have to deal with quotes.  No one would feel like they were out of place. Everyone would be friends. There would be no drama unless you were going to put on a play. We would have gourmet lunches. It would be a boarding school like 'PCA' on Zoey 101. You could customize your dorm rooms to your liking. You'd get along with your roommates. Gym class was going to the beach. Apple computers for everyone. Teachers weren't weird. And no one would be left with a broken heart. 
Oh, Witty should be a school.