I was feeling done in,
Couldn't win.
I'd only ever kissed before,
I thought there's no use getting,
Into heavy petting,
It only leads to trouble, and...
Seat wetting.
Now all i want to know,
Is how to go.
I've tasted blood and I want more,
I'll put up no resistance,
I want to stay the distance,
I've got an itch to scratch,
I need assistance...
Then if anything grows,
While you pose,
I'll oil you up and rub you down,
And that's just one small fraction,
Of the main attraction,
You need a friendly hand,
And I need action,
Touch a touch a touch me!!!
I wanna be dirty,
Thrill me, Chill me, Fullfill me,
Creature of the night!!!
                       - Janet Weis,
Rocky Horror Picture Show