"No one will read this quote
because its not pretty"
-- Then make it pretty.
"Today's my 87678 Birthday! Can I get 87678
faves?
-- No one cares,
"My mom said if I get 12345543 faves I can go
to the store"
--Really?
"My neighbors cousins friends uncles daughters cat
died. Can I get 1 fave to show someone cares?"
-- Are you f●●king kidding me?
"Just taking a survey, fave for purple pops and
comment to sea turtles! TY(:"
-- Oh because sea turtles taste better than purple
lolipops.
What the f●●k
happened to witty?
