Witty Profiles
Lost your pen = no
pen
no pen = no notes
no notes = no study
no study = fail
fail = no diploma
no diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = skinny
skinny = ugly
ugly = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death
Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you'll
die.
380 faves · 15 comments · May 28, 2011 10:34am
thelastnight
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1 decade ago
I knew everyoen would freak out about skinny = ugly when I read it :) I don't think she means skinny like just skinny, more like skinny like skin and bones, sickly skinny.
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aca34
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1 decade ago
Hahah. Witty people are hilarious.
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iwuvyou4eva
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1 decade ago
ugly=no marriage? o.O
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OriginalVouge
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1 decade ago
lol...this is jocked :L
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moo
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1 decade ago
lose your pen=borrow pen from someone else because you're not an idiot
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iSpeakTheTruth
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1 decade ago
Lmao I knew people were going to flip out about the skinny=ugly. Google search anorexia.
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Cailin Dorothy*
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1 decade ago
skinny is not ugly. sickly skinny is ugly. but you can be skinny in a perfectly healthy way. all body types are beautiful :)
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TallieAteYou
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1 decade ago
Just get another pen smart one.
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silverarrows
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1 decade ago
I will forever walk around with like 50 pens to avoid death
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KawaiiVampy
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1 decade ago
Skinny = ugly because soon, you'll get very poor, be sking and bones, and end up never taking shower, brushing your teeth, so you'll end up ugly.
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hottrackstah07
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1 decade ago
uhhhmmm how does skinnny =ugly.
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fashionbaby12345
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1 decade ago
i will deff. use one but yeah how does skinny =ugly???
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luludaisy
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1 decade ago
how does skinny=ugly?
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Andreeaxsmile
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1 decade ago
i'll use a pencil (;
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browneyegirl29 · 1 decade ago
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I did one like this except with a mechinal pencil (Its on my PROFILE)