Words of Wisdom from my friend Alan :))
I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust
Don't touch it, don't even look at it, go on. get out, you heard me! Don't look at me either
It's where I keep all my things I get a lot of compliments on this plus it's not a man purse it's called a satchel...Indiana Jones wears one
Oh you know what? Next weeks no good for me the Jonas Brother's are in town
So cool if I could breast feed you know?
You ready to let the dogs out? You know like let the dogs out, like who let the dogs out who who who?
You probably get this a lot...this isn't the real Caesars palace is it? I didn't think so.
And were the 3 best friends that anybody could have. were the 3 best friends that anyone could have were the 3 best friends that anyone could have. and we'll never ever ever ever leave each other. 
Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling if you know your gonna win
Okay well maybe we should tell that to Rayman because he practically bankrupt a casino and he was a ratard :)