~~*TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE A SWIMMER*~~
10. We're half naked
9. We never stop no matter how hard it is
8. We never hesitate to get on our backs
7. We love getting wet
6. The deeper we go the faster we get
5. Ultimate swim suit competition
4. We'll usually bring along a six pack
3. We can beat you with one stroke
2. We're just so hott
1. We do it better in the water