Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his
teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were
five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how
many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way
you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three
women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone,
the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone,
which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the
cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her
finger, but I like the way you're
thinking."
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his
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May 23, 2008 10:53am