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Flo-"Hi! May I help you?"
Guy-"Yes, I hear progressive has lots of discounts on car insurance. Can I get in on that?"
Flo-"Are you a safe driver?"
Guy-"Yes"
Flo-"Discount. Do you own a home?"
Guy-"Yes."
Flo-"Discount! Are you gonna buy online?"
Guy-"Yes!"
Flo-"Discount! Isn't getting discounts great?"
Guy-"YES!"
...
Flo-"..There's no discount for agreeing with me.."
Guy-Yeah..I got carried away.."
Flo-"Happens to me all the time!"

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