I screwed up 81% of my teenage
life.
[) Kissed someone before
dating
[X] Gotten a phone taken away at
school
[X] Gotten caught chewing
gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a
test
Total so far:2
[X] Arrived late to class more than 5
times
[X] Didn't do homework over 5
times
[X] Turned at least 2 projects in
late
[] Missed school just because you felt
like it
[]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of
class
Total so far: 5
[X] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get
you out of school
[X] Text people during
class
[X] Passed notes
[X] Threw stuff across the
room
[X] Laughed at the
teacher
Total so far:10
[X] Took pictures during school
hours
[X] Called someone during school
hours
[X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during
school hours
Total so far:13
[X] Threw something at the
teacher
[X] Went outside the classroom without
permission
[X] Broke the dress code
[X] Failed a class
[X] Ate food during
class
Total so far: 19
[] Been called the worst
student
[] Punished on a school trip because you
behaved badly
[X] Didn't take your stuff to
school
[X] Given a teacher the finger when they
weren't looking
Total so far:21
[X] Faked your parents
signature
[X] Slept in class
[X] Cursed at a teacher behind their
back
[X] Copied homework
[X] Got in trouble with the principal/vice
principal/dean
[X] Thrown food in the lunch
room
Total so far:27
Multiply by 3 for a title. Post as "I
screwed up _____ % of my teenage
life."