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rock, paper, scissors.

i understand how scissors can beat paper,

and how rock can beat scissors, but there is

n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y

paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to

m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and

leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't

paper do this to scissors? actually,

s c r e w s c i s s o r s ,

why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ?

why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook

paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students

while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:

because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can

tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock,

paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody

c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my

c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your

paper would protect you."

*credit to caligurl6354

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