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On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished."Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor."That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?" "Only two weeks." "Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?""Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."
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On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece

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