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Two guys sitting at a bar
Guy 1: "I slept with your mom"
Guy 2: "Go home Dad, you're drunk"

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Two guys sitting at a bar Guy 1: "I slept with your mom"

313 faves · 1 comments · Sep 26, 2010 4:40pm

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DoveYou · 1 decade ago
That's great, telling his dad to get into a car drunk. Hehe, love this.
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