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One night a little girl asked her mommy if she could get a shower with her. Her mother sed yes and the little girl hopped in.

Little girl : Whats that ?
Mother : Umm..ugh thats a garage..and you don't let any mean motorcycles park in there.
Little girl: ohhhh.

The same night a little boy asks his dad if he can get a shower with him. His dad sed yes and the little boy jumped in.

Little boy : whats that daddy ?
Daddy : Thats a motorcycle..and you should park them in as many garges as possible.
Little boy : ohhh.

The next day after school the little boy and little girl walked home together. The pulled their pants down and both looked confused. finally the little girl asked whats that.

Little boy : Thats a motorcycle and you have to park it in garages.
Little girl : oh.
Little boy : whats that ?!
Little girl : thats a garage and you im not aloud to let any mean motorycles in it.
Little boy : Oh. = )

Later own that day the little boy went home with bloody pants. His mother asked him what happened. he said i tryed to park my motorcycle in a garage btu she ripped my wheels off.


^^-- haha..thats funny stuff = )
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One night a little girl asked her mommy if she could get a shower

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