"Why do you have tampons in your boot"?
"Uhhhh.....I get really bad nosebleeds"!
"So you stick them up your nose"?
"OMG!You've never done that"?
"You take this off then whatever this is, it absorbs right up"!
"OMG!your roomate is a freak"!
~~~~~She's The Man~~~~~~One of the funniest movies eva!