Witty Profiles
10
Reasons Why
Gay
Marriage
is Wrong
Homosexuality is n o
t natural.
Real people always
reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air
conditioning.
It'll encourage people to be
gay
in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you
tall.
Legalizing it will lead to crazy
behavior .
People may even
wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can
sign a marriage contract.
"Straight" marriage has been
around awhile & hasn’t changed;
women are still property,
and blacks still aren’t supposed to marry
whites.
Straight marriage'll be less
meaningful,
the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed!!
Straight marriages are v a l i
d
because they produce children. So
infertile couples, & old people shouldn't be
allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet,
& the world needs
more children.
Gay parents
raise gay children,
since straight
parents only raise straight
children.
It is not
supported by religion .
In a theocracy
like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the
entire country.
That’s why we
have o n l y o n e
r e l i g i o n in
America.
Children
can n e v e r succeed
without a male & a female role
model at home.
That’s why we as a society expressly
forbid s i n g l e
p a r e n t s to raise
children.
It'll change the foundation of
society;
we could never adapt to new social
norms. Just like
we haven’t
adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or
longer life spans.
328 faves · 146 comments · Aug 12, 2010 11:47pm
livlivo
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1 decade ago
Tyler Oakley said this. or something alot like it but with different wording. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=WYPVISQR9fY&feature=endscreen
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SCostello
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1 decade ago
i was about to say something really nasty
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pripri910
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1 decade ago
before i read this, i was . but after i read it i was like haha, this is pretty good. (:
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xRaiseYourGlassx
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1 decade ago
At first, i was like im gunna slap this
its okay i guess
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ximxalwaysxhere4youx
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1 decade ago
@chealseexpeace, this was sarcasm.
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YesterdaysFeelingsx3
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1 decade ago
i was about to be
by how many faves this quote got.
then i read it, & was all :D amenn.
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AmyElizzabeth
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1 decade ago
I saw the title and died.
Then I came back to life when you explained how peoples reasons were wrong.
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WastingTime__
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1 decade ago
wuvv this.
and i also love the amount of dumbasses on this website. <33
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blonde_at_heart1203
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1 decade ago
was about to get REALLY until i read the whole thing. think it should've been categorized in funny and not love, but as long as it's just mockery
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xxRainbowSlayerxx
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1 decade ago
Aweesome.
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emilyonacloud
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1 decade ago
LMFAOOOOOO! at first, i was like "are you kidding me?" and then i read through it and starting laughing because you were making fun of the people that are against it, LOVE IT. :)
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Rava
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1 decade ago
Love it! Is it so wrong to marry this quote? </3
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sarakatiee
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1 decade ago
omg lol i clicked on comment because I was gonna about it then I read the other comments and its sarcasm...good one <3 im bi so yeah, :)
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chealseexpeace
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1 decade ago
wow. i have zero respect for you. idc who u are but thats not the way to express your opinon by putting people down okay? you really need to take this off. i was offended.
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styledoll88
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1 decade ago
Amen to that.
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kimX312810
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1 decade ago
I read the title and I was like wow what is wrong with this person no one should be judged for there sexual veiws and then I was like ohh it is joking I like it hahahah, good quoteee:)
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x_forbidden_x
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1 decade ago
Okay! Listen to me. Read the words I have typed. READ. THE. WHOLE. QUOTE. BEFORE. COMMENTING. Okay, now repeat what I just said to yourself. Here I'll do it with you. READ. THE. WHOLE. QUOTE. BEFORE. COMMENTING. Good. Now hopefully you have that through your thick skull and have a slight bit of common sense. Okay, thanks bye!
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normajean
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1 decade ago
Have you ever heard of a civil union?
I won't press on anymore, but you shouldn't post such a controversial quote and not expect an argument.
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Cheyenneee
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1 decade ago
When I first seen this, I was like "WTF!, my brother's gay, you b-tch!" but, then I read it and I was like "Ohhh!" - haha. I'm an extremely sarcastic person so, I appreciate this quote. I guess it goes to show with most of the people that have commented this, that people really don't read the fine printing, lmao.
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Kailey♥* · 1 decade ago
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I was about to kill somebody then I kept reading I was like YES HALLELUJAH