Witty Profiles
WITTY
GIRLS, PLEASE READ!
I WAS BORN WITH A DISEASE CALLED
COWIPHOBIA.
IT MEANS THAT I WAS BORN HALF COW HALF HUMAN.
IT IS VERY HARD TO SIT DOWN AND I CONSTANTLY SQUIRT MILK ALL OVER
MY FRIENDS. MY MOM SAYS IF I GET 999 FAVS FROM RANDOM GIRLS SHE
DOESNT KNOW ON WITTY PROFILES SHE WILL LET ME GET THE SURGERY!
PLEASE,
HELP A WITTY GIRL
OUT
CLICK THE HEART xD
22 faves · 5 comments · Aug 12, 2010 6:37pm
soccerchick1
·
1 decade ago
i love you for making this. just sayinnn.
0
reply
mattiluvsjb94
·
1 decade ago
okay y dont u shut up because im making fun of all the people that pretend they have diseases for favs so y dont u shut up.
0
reply
nevershoutsam
·
1 decade ago
ahahahahahahaa, this absoutely made my liiife. (: &peaceeater, i really don't wanna be mean but she's just trying to make a point that people who make quotes about how if they get faves they'll donate money for someone or their parents will get a surgery for them are weird, because people faving your quote should've give you motivation to donate money and that your parents aren't gonna make decisions like getting you a surgery based on random people on wittyprofiles.
0
reply
peaceeater
·
1 decade ago
Thats not even a real disease.Its a type of phobia which means you'd be scared of it not squirting out milk. Plus I don't think a mom would make a life changing on decision for a bunch of random girls liking this "quote"
There are people out there with real diseases. If this is supposed to be a joke its not funny.
0
reply
People who like this quote
mattiluvsjb94 · 1 decade ago
0
reply
hahaha