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I was texting my best guy friend, who I like. So yeah.

Me: When I get home, I'm going to take an ice bath.
Him: I'll take it with you. lol.
Me: With me in ice? You know how cold that is?
Him: We could make it melt, because you are hot and pretty.

He made my night, that night.