Ape: What are you doing to the yard?!
Bam: We're digging a hole.
Ape: Why?!
Bam: Phil has to mow the lawn today. He's gonna fall in that hole,
we're gonna film it from up on that roof. It's gonna be
perfect!
*April stands there looking shocked*
Bam: CHILL OUT! LOOK! We're saving all the good grass right here!
We can put it back over it, no one will even notice!!
-» Jackass