Let's become little old ladies together.
We'll stay up late looking at old pictures,
telling "Remember When" stories
and laughing until our sides ache.
Let's become eccentric together,
the kind of old ladies that take long walks,
wear silly hats,
and get away with acting outrageous in public places.
And if anybody should ask how long we've been friends,
we'll say "Oh, Forever! Since before you were ever born!"
Let's become little old ladies together.
Because a friendship as special as ours
can only grow better through the years