A
small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her
topless.
"Mummy, mummy, what
are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts.
"Well, son," she
says, "these are balloons, and when you die,
they inflate and float you
up to heaven."
Incredibly, he appears to
believe this explanation and goes off
quite satisfied.
Two days later while his
mother is making tea, he rushes into
the kitchen.
"Mummy, mummy, Aunt
Mary is dying!"
What do you mean? says his
mother.
Well she's in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both
her
balloons are out, Dad's
blowing them up, and she keeps yelling
"God, I'm coming! I'm
coming!!!"
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.
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Apr 7, 2010 9:50pm
icecream456789 · 1 decade ago
ROFL HAHA
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