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You know you're a dancer when...
you get angry when people tell you dance is not a sport.
you plie and tendu when waiting in lines.
you dance rather than walk down a hallway.
you own more dance shoes than regular shoes.
your body will crack loud enough to stop a class but you don't even notice.
you stretch in front of the TV rather than relax.
when people do splits, you're not shocked.
you dance anywhere and everywhere that you can.
you have your hair in a bun more than you have it out.
you have tons of makeup, yet wear little of it to school.
you have more dance clothes than regular clothes.
you pay for someone to yell at you and put you in pain several times a week.
you walk with your feet turned out.
you stand in first position or B+ when giving a presentation in front of class.
you miss more school for performances than for being sick.
you're dancing when most people would be eating dinner or going to bed.
you can't hear classical music and not dance.
you can speak more French than English.
you spend more time in a dance studio than at home.
your best friends are your dance classmates.
you have glitter embedded in your skins for days after performances are over.
you laugh at non-dancers when they complain about their feet.
you're very proud of your ugly feet.
you laugh at guys when they complain about their hectic football schedule.
you can't remember when you didn't have calluses or blisters on your feet.
it's hard to count past 8.
you have a dance to practically every song on the radio and/or your iPod.
the whole world stops when your iPod battery dies.
you get ridiculously excited when you see an open floor space.
you automatically start choreographing when you hear music.
your calf muscles are bigger than those of most boys.
you hear Nutcracker music in the mall and start to get butterflies.
every handrail you see is transformed into a ballet barre.
your bedroom is arranged to provide the largest open space possible.
you use more rosin than soap.
you tape and re-watch every episode of "So You Think You Can Dance".
legwarmers were always in fashion.
dance is life and the rest is just spare time.
you put on your pointe shoes to reach high places.
you perform calmly before large crowds but suffer from anxiety before tests.
you are well coordinated in class, but trip over your own feet while walking.
a new leotard makes your whole day.
you have an entire drawer devoted to your dance stuff.
your closet is filled with old pointe shoes.
you're disgusted when yo see a picture of a dancer with her ribbons tied up to her knees.
when you spell "point" you always mess it up and spell "pointe".
when you walk up and down steps, you count to 8 then start over.
cheerleaders disgust you because they don't point their toes.
when you go to get your hair cut, you tell the stylist that it still needs to be long enough to go in a bun.
you refer to halftime at a football game as intermission.
you can rattle off the name of every pointe shoe brand at the local dance store.
you turn conversation to dance without noticing.
when you talk about a friend being your first partner, people think you're being vulgar.
you become dearly attached to your pointe shoes.
you perform well under stress.
you go into a state of depression when you haven't been at dance class for more than two days.
long, empty hallways are perfect for practicing grande jetes.
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You know you're a dancer when... you get angry when people tell

43 faves · 13 comments · Apr 1, 2010 10:38pm

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xcheerleaderrx · 1 decade ago
Cheerleadersss do point their toes (:
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xotapxo · 1 decade ago
im obsessed with this :) dance is love, ya cant live without it. and it really makes me laugh to read the comments other people have written saying their sport is "better than dance". nothing can compare :)))
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dancecheerxoxo · 1 decade ago
that is meeee(:
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katalatalyn89 · 1 decade ago
ALL of this applies, well most of it(: except, my closet isnt filled with old pointe shoes, its filled with all tap and and jazzz shoes and stuff(: and i get SOOOO excited to like see an open room or an open area and i show EVERYONE my dances all the time(:
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mrsbloomrox · 1 decade ago
haha okay i'm just deleting all the mean comments. whatever. i'm not starting an argument. go find something better to do with your time if you want to post those kinds of comments; thanks :)
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zyxwME4754 · 1 decade ago
i wouldnt go as far as saying it works harder than any other sport, but it is a sport.
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annaa438 · 1 decade ago
Everything on here applies to me. This is sooo true! And to pridesoccer6, I'd like to see you go through 45 minutes of stretching alone, doing the same routine over and over and over and over every week, having your teacher yell at you for the smallest mistakes, and trying to change your costume in 30 seconds to get back on stage for your next dance. Dance is a sport, it works you harder then any sport.
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blonde27 · 1 decade ago
AMAZING!!!
this pretty much describes my life!!!
love it!
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hannahmichelex3 · 1 decade ago
sooo true. hahaha i'm in dance and colorguard and it does apply for both :)
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zyxwME4754 · 1 decade ago
haha a good percentage of this applies to colorguard too. i waited until winterguard season was over before i got my hair cut, just in case it ended up being too short for a high pony to look good for our shows xD and i end up doing our warmups to the songs we do them to when they come on the radio. it bothers some people when i do tendues to Bad Romance lmao.
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musicismylife · 1 decade ago
Everything in this quote is everything my life is! Its rediculous.
This is AMAZING!
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mrsbloomrox · 1 decade ago
me too :)
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naturally · 1 decade ago
I'm pretty sure I apply to all of the above. xD
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