Chandler:   Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All:  Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler:  Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey:  Instead of...?
Chandler:  That's right.
Joey:  Never had that dream.
Phoebe:  No.
Chandler:  All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

Chandler:
 and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!