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Tiger Woods your mother,

&+ Michael Jackson your children.



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Don't Kanye me or I'll Chris Brown you, Tiger Woods your mother,

489 faves · 45 comments · Feb 5, 2010 3:58pm

missmarie333

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lebooof_444 · 1 decade ago
Wouldn't it be "Tiger Woods's wife your mother?"
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Sarah_xo · 1 decade ago
lol
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kaymay411 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha i think it meant he is gonnna screw his mother.
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2LEGiT2QUiT · 1 decade ago
so you're going to cheaat on his mother? that part doesn't make sense to me. lol.
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kaymay411 · 1 decade ago
Bahaha, IMthebitchXjenny(: itotally agree... come on people.. this is funny, she aint *disrespecting* no one. geez hahaha.
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morgster1234 · 1 decade ago
i think its all hilarious
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AHxilovelax101 · 1 decade ago
Funny, but please pay respect to the dead. He shouldn't be bashed for the weird things he did, we have made mistakes too. He's not here to defend himself.
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jollyjoy81 · 1 decade ago
wow haha thats really funny
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ohgollyxoannie · 1 decade ago
this is funny... but i agree with some of the spazzzzy people in a suttle way xD... don't disrespect michael jacksonn(; & although they made bad desicions, there some of the most talented people in america... so this is a bitt rude! don't hate or anything, just stating my opinion! :D
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kooliokelz5 · 1 decade ago
Oh and good job, very funny
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kooliokelz5 · 1 decade ago
OMG ppl seriously its a quote dont flip out!
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JustListenx15 · 1 decade ago
Actually, MJ never did molest any children...he did get convicted for doing that to them, but new evidence is showing that he never did. Suree he was a little wacked sometimes but he never did those things to children from recent reports.
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SongwritingTwilightFan24 · 1 decade ago
michael does not deserve to be included in this quote. get a lifee;; stop trying to ruin his. RIP MJ we miss you. :'(
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meghanox15 · 1 decade ago
haha this is funnyy!! im not saying i dont like mj or chris, but its funny.
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KittKat17 · 1 decade ago
ya um not cool.
1) There was never any proof that Micheal did ANYTHING to ANY children. and he didnt hold his kid out the window to friggen drop him!!!
2) Micheal DIED! Have some respect
3) these are JUST PEOPLE. They make mistakes.
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imthebitchXjenny · 1 decade ago
hahahahah, this just made my day. guys chill. it's funny. can't you ever take a laugh on this website without negative comments?
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gigox3mari · 1 decade ago
OH and to xoemmaxO or whateverr ? Get your facts straight. He wasn't some psyco crazy lunatic that he wanted to dangle his kid out the window. Number 1, He covered his kid's face because he didn't want his kid's to have to go through what he had to go through with the media & stuff. & Number 2, he wanted everyone to see his Kid, that's why he did that. He had no intention of dropping his kid or anything. It's funny how everyone has to agree with the media..
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shortii828xx · 1 decade ago
yah know, this quote would be funny (even though its from facebook) but you totally ruined it witht he michael jackson thing, like really? thats so innapropriate. get a life.
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shortii828xx · 1 decade ago
yah know, this quote would be funny (even though its from facebook) but you totally ruined it witht he michael jackson thing, like really? thats so innapropriate. get a life.
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shortii828xx · 1 decade ago
yah know, this quote would be funny (even though its from facebook) but you totally ruined it witht he michael jackson thing, like really? thats so innapropriate. get a life.
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