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Today,
a drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies.
"

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Today, a drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were

10 faves · 1 comments · Jan 22, 2010 2:11am

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amandaaa978 · 1 decade ago
did this really happen? hahah i would have probably peed my pants:D
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