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Boys are Stronger Than Girls? 
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

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Boys are Stronger Than Girls? Please... Can you bleed for a

171 faves · 3 comments · Dec 20, 2009 9:43am

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sunshineex3 · 1 decade ago
too bad the string isn't in your asss...
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phemisophresh · 1 decade ago
you spelled stomach wrong.
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c777jackie · 1 decade ago
this is so true
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