Typical
Holiday Police Convo (in
the car)
police
1:drive quickly we've
got a car accident on 263rd and 80th.
police 2(driving): what
happened?
police 1:
they both got distracted by holiday
lights.
police 2: that's stupid
how can you possibly get distracted by hol...
OOOOHHHH SHINY LIGHTS!!!!
CRASH!!!!!!!!
And you wonder
why there are so many accidents in
december.....
