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Today, my dad

tried to get my little brother to
stop sucking his thumb so he
told my brother that, if he
continued, his stomach would
grow large and eventually pop.
Sure enough today in church we
sat next to a 6 month pregnant
woman. After church my brother
walked up to her with a serious
expression and exclaimed, " I know
what you've been doing!" The
look on her face was priceless.

MLIA

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