3 Very Lame Pick-up lines
1) Guy-This watch is magic, it tells me what is going to happen
Girl-What is it telling you now?
Guy-It's telling me that you're wearing no underwear
Girl-Well that's a lie because i am
Guy- O, it seems to be an hour fast
2) If i could rearrange the alphabet ;; i'd put U and I
together
3) I lost my number, can i have yours?
