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Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant...
1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness. The evidence is so obvious and around you guys!


XD i got it from a facebook group tehe
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Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant... 1) She speaks

92 faves · 5 comments · Sep 9, 2009 7:11am

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XxGohdeexX · 1 decade ago
lmfao thats so funnyyy:)

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peacexlovexsarah · 1 decade ago
haha its a big backpack....she definetly stole it from mary poppins haha
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r0ckclimb3r · 1 decade ago
haha looks like someone is busted!(:
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xoirishxo · 1 decade ago
lmaoooo ! this is so funny,
good job for the edit ( :
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3oh3_is_my_life · 1 decade ago
i just died laughing. what i dont get about dora is that she can fit like birthday cakes and bikes in her backpack..? hahaha lmao, nice quote :D
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