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    *Boyfriend & Girlfriends watching a movie*

    Girl:This is gunna be a scary part
    *three minutes later*
    Boy: that wasn't scary.
    Girl: Well, if I weren't here, you would have peed your pants.
    Boy: I wouldn't have been able to pee my pants.
    Girl: well why not?
    Boy: Because if you weren't here, I wouldnt be alive.

         Mine <3
         This never actually happend to me,
         but i just thought of it.
         Idk if this is already on here...

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