I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...

**she called me to get my phone number!
**she spent 20 minutes looking at the ornage juice box bcuz it said "concentrate"!
**she put lipstick on her forehead bcuz she wanted to makeup her mind!
**she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
**she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
**she tried to drown a fish!
**she thought a quarterback was a refund!
**she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
**she tripped over a cordless phone!
**she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
**she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!
**she studied for a blood test!
**she thought meow mix was a Cd for cats!
**when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved!
**when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice instead!
**when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that sadi "airport left" she turned around and went home!

^^eevn tho ia m a bLonde i am not thst stupid lol ^^