Once
upon
a time,
in a
land
far
far
away
there
was
a girl
who-
Screw this!
Forget the knight and
shining armor
Forget the evil step
sisters
Forget the poisoned
apple
Forget the pumpkins that
turn into carriages
Forget the white
horse
Forget Prince Charming
Just give me a damn
decent guy
and you can consider my fairy tale to be
at....
THE END
