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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?" 

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I dont know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,  
"Doing just fine."

And the other guy says:
"So, what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say,
"Uh, just traveling."

At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
"Can I come over?"

Okay, this question is too weird for me but I figured I could just be poliete and end the conversation. I tell him,
"No, I'm a little busy right now."

The I hear the guy say nervously...

 

 
"Listen I'll have to call you back. Some idiot in the other shall is answering all my questions."
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other

1058 faves · 34 comments · Aug 9, 2009 2:16pm

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innluvv23 · 1 decade ago
in the other shall ? xDDD
but this is really funnnnnny.
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HisFavoriteGirl · 1 decade ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)
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rosieisodd · 1 decade ago
LMFAO. xDDDDD
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kayteeeeh · 1 decade ago
I DON'T GET THIS...
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LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx · 1 decade ago
OMG I PEED MY PANTS WHEN I READ THIS!
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dancergurrl3 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA I HAVE 2 TRY THAT:D

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csp_xoxo · 1 decade ago
wen i first read thiis; i juss cudnt stopp laffinq too funny !
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the_dead_milkman · 1 decade ago
bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah.... thats so funny XD
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michbella1 · 1 decade ago
ahah something similar is on fmylife.com
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dreamscometrue_ · 1 decade ago
LMFAO!!!! THATS HILARIOUS!

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PeaceLoveMusic · 1 decade ago
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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rosiiex17 · 1 decade ago
lmaooooo.
i guess waht was goona happen before it ended
loll.
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conversexriot · 1 decade ago
aahahahahah that sucks..so funny!!!
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babycakesx911 · 1 decade ago
lmfao funny.
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lilblondex45 · 1 decade ago
lmfaoo to funny (:
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YupItsMexo · 1 decade ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha This made me laugh. lol If that happened to me I wouldn't leave the stall for a really long time...=P
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emt825 · 1 decade ago
HAHA!
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oxemmaox3 · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/1005205 please read that quote. And I love this btw. My dad did this one time xD.
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xbayx0 · 1 decade ago
lmfao i love this. ;D
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just_smile_95 · 1 decade ago
hahahahahaha!! lmfao!
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