Quotes added on Friday, September 20 2013

cocopuffs
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September 20, 2013 12:00am UTC

I'm so ready for school... to end.

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Niichole
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September 20, 2013 12:01am UTC

Overthinking killed my hapiness.
Insecurities killed my self-esteem.
Lies killed my trust.

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cocopuffs
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September 20, 2013 12:02am UTC

Boy: I asked my girlfriend if it was okay if I got her a ring, and she said "Nothing would make me happier!" So I got her nothing.

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cocopuffs
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September 20, 2013 12:05am UTC

Attractive friend: Wow, I'm so ugly.
Me: If you're ugly, what the f/ck am I?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Valariejoy17
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September 20, 2013 12:07am UTC

still... still I'am HEARTBROKEN ;(
FIX ME... PLEASE ??

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cocopuffs
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September 20, 2013 12:07am UTC

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
Me: Gravity, mom.

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cocopuffs
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September 20, 2013 12:11am UTC

Boy: Are you single?
Me: No I'm plural
Boy: No, I mean are you free this friday?
Me: No, I'm expensive

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cocopuffs
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September 20, 2013 12:13am UTC

At least gravity is attracted to me

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Korilakkuma
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September 20, 2013 12:16am UTC

Today is my one year anniversary on witty!
This is also my 100th Quote!! I know this isn't special to any of you guys, but I'd just like to thank about almost everyone on this website :)
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cocopuffs
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September 20, 2013 12:17am UTC

Me: You're sitting on my seat
Classmate: I don't see your name on it
Me: It will be written in your blood if you don't get the f/ck up

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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beebessey
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September 20, 2013 12:28am UTC

My aunt told me there's a job open for me at her work. I was excited at first, then I realized I would be working with 2 girls who's boyfriends both asked me to sleep with them on the same night, and the 1 girl who knows about it that I wish didn't know about it. Is it too early to call in sick?

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KikiKiara
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September 20, 2013 12:31am UTC

How do people sleep with socks on.

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ArayaBoo1
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September 20, 2013 12:41am UTC

I miss him so much...

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LifeIsDeeperThanScars
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September 20, 2013 12:46am UTC

Brother: Did it kill you to get off your lazy a.ss to open the dam.n door?
Me: Would it kill you to walk your lazy a.ss to the door you exited the house from?
Brother: Shut up *walks away*
Me: That's what i thought sonnnnn!
Brother: What did you say to me?
Me: *sings* when the SUN goes down the stars come out........

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sleepinginmemories*
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September 20, 2013 1:03am UTC

Save your breath

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sleepinginmemories*
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September 20, 2013 1:07am UTC

To me you're more than a human.
You're more complex.
You're like a fallen angel.

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