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Quotes added on Friday, January 11 2013

  1. KatyPerryFan KatyPerryFan
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:00am UTC
    What do I do,
    if I like someone
    that my best friend
    likes?

  2. mysecretfilesofbeingateen mysecretfilesofbeingateen
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:00am UTC
    My teacher made us color maps and turn them in to be judged.
    Kid: We all know who is going to win!
    Kid: It's mysecretfilesofbeingateen!
    Kid: She Dolores the whole thing and used marker!
    Kid: She doesn't deserve to win!
    Kid: Look! Hers is ugly cause she used marker!
    Different kid: Shut up!
    Kid: *Changes all votes so he wins*
    Teacher: *watches* *changes them back*
    Class: *votes*
    Teacher: *looks like mysecretfilesofbeingateen has won! Yay!
    Me: ugh...
    Teacher: *brings out puppets* *proceeds to tell a story, ending with how the rest of my class are losers*
    Kid: abdbajdbajdv
    Class: hahahahaha
    Other kid: Shut up, Kid, you're just jealous! You like her! Hahahaha
    Me: *ugh*
    Other kid: Were dating! Like totally!
    Me: *I hate you all*
    Kid: everybody like her cause shes popular!!!
    Boys: *spend rest of class talking about who likes who*
    Me: *make it stop!!!!*
    I present: My geography class

  3. Popstar949 Popstar949
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:04am UTC
    please be able to see past my mistakes


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. KatyPerryFan KatyPerryFan
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:06am UTC
    I'M A FORTUNE TELLER
    Comment your name and I'll give you a 1 sentence fortune!

  6. Norellana Norellana
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:11am UTC
    I ♥ you to ∞ and →

  7. wittyprofile_fan wittyprofile_fan
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Just slept on a park bench.
    NO HOBO

  8. karina926439 karina926439
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:22am UTC
    A really tough guy in a sleeveless shirt who gets mad and goes to roll up his sleeves but forgets he cut the sleeves off but he’s so tough he rolls up his skin.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:27am UTC
    I'm Not One ForSecond Chances,
    But I'll Give You More Then That.
    ♡♥


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:28am UTC
    Just my luck. A senior boy who's sweet, cute, athletic, and polite, wants to go on a date with me, and I get sick.

  14. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:30am UTC
    "Just Hang In There, Baby"
    ♡♥

  15. Lozza* Lozza*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:31am UTC
    Got a problem?
    Solve it.
    Think I'm trippin'?
    Tie my shoe.
    Can't face me?
    Turn the hell around.

  16. Fai~* Fai~*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:33am UTC
    ATTENTION WITTIANS.
    I would like to declare a DETOX DAY.
    Friday, January 11th, 2013.
    As in "Detox" I mean,
    No contacts, no makeup, messy bun, sweatpants.
    &For all my cutters;
    don't wear long sleeves. I want you to write "I HAVE HOPE" on both of your wrists, and I want you to be free. Smile for once. If you feel like crying, then cry. Don't hold it in.
    For one day, I want everyone to be nobody except themselves.
    Repost if you're in.
    I am.
    Reposted from gottabeyou06

  17. alligatorsky alligatorsky
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:41am UTC
    You did it, Cass.
    Congratulations!
    What's your prize?
    Oh yeah, even less then you had before.

  18. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:42am UTC
    Your Kiss Takes Me To A Better Place♡♥

  19. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:49am UTC
    So I'm a size 0
    is that really a reason to tease me
    when you're the one that wants my body ?
    format by julietechoecho
    Help ???

  20. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 12:49am UTC
    "Go ahead laugh. Laugh like all the others, but those magicians pulled off the greatest trick of all. They accepted me."
    -Barney

:)

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