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AnnaLovesYou
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:03pm UTC

derp#6
the EPIC moment when you make your crush laugh.
tumblr- TeenDerp.

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SuddyBuddy
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 1:19pm UTC

That Awkward Moment:
When it's not awkward but you make it awkward by saying it's awkward.
Now that is awkward.

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soccerxgirlx97
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 8:45pm UTC

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
1.) It's in the shape of a circle not a square.
2.) It's not a garden
3.) Who's Madison?

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wittygiraffelover
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Dude you left your phone at my house.
Yo!
hey?
are you ignoring me?
Oh yahh....

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CodyNerd
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 8:54pm UTC

‎/( • ) ( • )\ |( • ) ( • )|
Spongebob&Patrick See You

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Wednesdays
would be so boring if it wasn't for Jenna Marbles ♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 2:39pm UTC

The worst sight
in the world
Is seeing your mom cry.

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MichealaAnn
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 7:34pm UTC

I know all 21 letters of the alphabet:)
There's 26...
Oh darn I always forget U R A Q T;-)
Winng<3

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anotherBrokenheart
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC

"Just playing Skyrim."
"Oh. I don't want to bug you"
not my quote, found on smartphowned.
"there is a pause button"
Im gonna marry this kid one day.. you wait and see..<3

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itsallie0x
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 2:44pm UTC

im not a
photogropher
but...
i can picture us together. ♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 5:34pm UTC

I don't think
the camel will appreciate you stealing his toe like that

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Without the little voice in your head
you wouldn't be able to read this.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC

the tooth fairy
is teaching little boys&girls that they can sell their body parts for money
©livsbestfriendryan

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ispeakonlytruth
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC

K
Every kiss begins with K ;)
Too bad ugly begins with U.
....
nmf.

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YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 5:23pm UTC

People born from 1994-1999 have lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries, and 2 milleniums. They're
NOT EVEN 18 YET.
♥
nmf

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC

➫ ⇡ ➶ ↴
I'm never sure
What to do with my e y e s when I'm at the dentist.
Do I close them?
Do I stare at his face?
Do I look at the ceiling?
What's the proper etiquette here?
jimmy365:)
nmq/ ^my format:)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 5:28pm UTC

I don't re-check
my test. I just flip threw the pages
anyone else?

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 7:13pm UTC

I dropped my laptop off a boat,
and now it's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
NOT MY QUOTES. CREDIT TO TWITER.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Dear Face cream, that guarantees to make you look 10 years younger, if I put this on my 10 year old brother, will his face disappear?
© ThatsSoMeee :)

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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