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  1. purplelove2397 purplelove2397
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
    Message Sent.
    Kill me now.

  2. ilovenickiee ilovenickiee
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    conversation with cleverbot:
    me: do you think i'm pretty?
    cleverbot: if you think you're pretty, that is all that matters.
    boys, take notes....
    credit to: tylerr

  3. adil adil
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Click The [♥]
    4 Spongebob Not To End

  4. Hannalovesyou Hannalovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    I'd rather cuddle than makeout . Favorite this if you agree with me . ♥

  5. Kaineeee Kaineeee
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 8:41am UTC
    13 | 02 | 2011.
    The day my best friend, and girlfriend died.
    She had an account on witty, and she was honestly
    the most amazing person I've ever met.
    She was beautiful in every way,
    Infact, she was the one that introduced me to witty.
    And now she's gone, and there's nothing I can do.
    We'd sit for hours on here, laughing at the funny quotes,
    Smiling at the love quotes,
    And crying at the inspirational quotes.
    Her account on this was lovelovelovelove,
    Which now belongs to her cousin,
    So, witty girls, I'm not asking for much, just this;
    Please fave this, to show that someone cares,
    I don't care if this doesn't get into top quotes,
    I just need to be understood for once.
    I love you Hannah, With all my heart.
    I'll never forget you. </3
    *This is 100% true, promise.

  6. saveoursouls saveoursouls
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    today i found out my aunt has breast cancer. shes so nice, and wonderful and she has two cute little boys. im not asking for faves but that you guys support & pray for her.
    i really hope shes okay;/
    --------------- ♥ ---------------


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. thekingsofgrazioso thekingsofgrazioso
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    Hello :)
    My names Charlie. Please read this.
    Okay, so I like this girl, Rachelle. Her screen name is thebeatles.
    [Maybe you've heard of her?, Shes the gorgeous one]
    Okay so, please favorite, because I have a message to give her,
    &I want her to see this.
    [She doesn't know I know her screen name,
    she told my brother, who told me, its complicated]
    But anyway, getting to the point.
    Rachelle, will you go out with me?
    ♥ Charlie.

  9. fulloflies fulloflies
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:02am UTC
    The week after my best friend died.
    I wanted to be with him. So, I attempted suicide. I got already, i was planning on hanging myself. I all I needed and I headed to the back yard, where we had a tree tall enough. No one was home, so I thought this was the perfect time. Even though I felt like something was telling me to 'Stop, Alex, don't do it, it's not worth it.' I was still planning on doing it. I was setting it all up, when my nine year old sister(she's ten now), Marie, walked into the back yard from a sleepover at her friend' Emily's. She was shocked as to what I was doing, and Marie understood very well what it was. She new I was about to kill myself, so suddenly, she burst into tears, and ran to me screaming: "Don't do it, please, Alex, it's not worth it! I love you!" I dropped the rope, and hugged her. If my sister hadn't walked in that day,
    I wouldn't be here today.

  10. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  11. forthyx3 forthyx3
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 10:51am UTC
    Remember all those times I swore I needed you? Well, c o n s i d e r them l i e s. Because baby, here i am without you and i survived♥

  12. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  13. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. chels_xo chels_xo
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:50am UTC
    If you're gunna talk about me in your
    facebook
    status, at least TAG me in it.
    I know when you're talking about me so wouldn't it be easier?

  16. beereegs beereegs
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:19am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight.

  17. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Eloiise_98 Eloiise_98
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. pceluvbasketballx3 pceluvbasketballx3
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    in movies,
    i always finish my popcorn before the movie even starts


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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