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EveryHelloEndsInAGoodbye
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 4:58pm UTC

If toast always lands butter-side down,
and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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TheWittyProfilesTipGirls
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 10:41am UTC

DIY: Glam Braids
What you need:
Two hair ties/elastics
A brush
Knot-free hair
How to Get the Look:
Step 1: Keep hair in place by creating a deep side part, then use a mixed bristle brush to smooth down flyaways and frizz.
Step 2: Apply a small amount of pomade to your fingers to give shine and hold to the braid. Start French-braiding a three-inch piece of hair at the full side of your part.
Step 3: Pull the rest of your hair into a low side ponytail. Wrap the ponytail around its base to form a bun. Secure with bobby pins.
Step 4: Hold your style in place with a mist of light-hold hairspray. Apply a little extra on the braid to keep it from unraveling.
Looks like: http://www.seventeen.com/cm/seventeen/images/pr/80-glam-braids-1-hair-110810-mdn.jpg
-Alyssa (The_drama_girl)

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y0ungw1ldfr33
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 10:03am UTC

When a guy has a girlfriend,
respect that and leave him alone.
♥

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meower
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 10:17am UTC

Did You Ever Wonder?
Can you cry under water?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:31pm UTC

>i would be so
incredibly screwed
if someone changed
my crush's
contact to my
best friend's name.
anyone else?
>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<

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Cutiemay21
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 11:33pm UTC

Me: DAD! GET ME SOME DAMN CHOCOLATE! CAN'T YOU JUST DO ME THIS ONE FAVOR!! I DO SO MUCH FOR YOU! I'M THE BEST CHILD EVER. *looks at brother* WHAT THE F/CK ARE YOU STARRING AT?!
Brother:
Dad:
Brother:
Dad:
Brother:
Dad:
Brother:... Are you on your?....
Mom: Just get in the damn car and go buy her some ice cream and chocolate. *points at dad* What have you learned in our marriage for the past 21 years? Out of all people I thought you would have already learned and had enough experience with me.
(true story)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lovenuggets200
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:04pm UTC

That awkward moment when a man's boobs are bigger than yours.

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peacegirl88
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:10pm UTC

R.I.P.
Disney
Dead along with my childhood

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Cjcherry7
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Dreams
,
Are way better than reality

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DreamScribbler
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:11pm UTC

I love you.
I love each and every mistake you've made.
I love the way you just keep smiling.
I love the way I can see the truth in your eyes.
I love how you're different from the rest.
I love how you've f/cked up.
I love each and every little thing about you.
Please dont ever change.

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TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Does anyone else hate at the most randomest times
you just get that feeling you want to cry, and then
get deprssed, and just want to sleep for days.
yeah, pretty much me all the time.

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peacelovedream
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:11pm UTC

I am truely afraid that
everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and awful and theyre pretending to be my friend and its all part of some big joke

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forever611
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 10:41pm UTC

if your vision looks like this right now, stop crying...
you're too beautiful.
nmf

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LaureeeenN
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:31pm UTC

Are you as bored as i am
It makes sense if you read it forward and backwards

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SafeAsTheNight
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:26am UTC

I say "NO."
when Dora
asks me for my help.
Just me?
- nmf

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kait123
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:26am UTC

Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

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IFreakinLoveYou
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:27am UTC

My life has a superb cast,
but I can't figure out the plot.
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DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

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hlxt247
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:28am UTC

Wanna know what this quote & my boyfriend both have in common?
Theyre both invisible.

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lovewithallyouhave
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:33am UTC

Smart girls are the overthinkers, the insecure ones, the different ones.
They know what the real world is like.
They analyze every little thing in life.
Why?
To avoid getting hurt.
To find happiness.
They stay up at night trying to think avout every possible situation to get through all the problems.
They think too much.
They trust less people.
Their insecurity proves their respect towards themselves.
Of course they try and live away from a dramma-filled life.
Smart girls now their worth, now that's the ones worth keeping by your side.

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