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1. yeah_im_weird_
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   March 29, 2013 10:38pm UTC
   me and my dads awkward moments #1
   i was in one of his t-shirts and some shorts socks and sunglasses sliding around our hardwood floors with a broom dancing to old time rock and roll (like in the commercials) all alone (SUUUUUUPER FUN!!!) until my dad gets home and finds me air guuitaring(also really fun) and we just stand staring at each other til i back away slowly up the stairs..........
   
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2. yeah_im_weird_
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   March 18, 2013 10:47pm UTC
   i asked all of my teachers if it was wrong to throw children... they all said yes............except for mr math teacher
   me: its wrong to throw children right?
   math teacher:eh not necessarily
   me: 0_0
   math teacher: sometimes a kid just needs to be thrown
   Then i realized that he has three kids..............
   
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3. yeah_im_weird_
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   March 18, 2013 10:40pm UTC
   i hate thursdays they seem to just mock me because its not friday yet
   thursdays:oooooo so close >:}
   me: you are pure EVIL!!!!!!!!
   thursdays: muwahahahahahahaha
   
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4. yeah_im_weird_
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   March 18, 2013 10:08pm UTC
   no PDA!
   P. UBLIC
   D. ISPLAY OF
   A. /S/S
   
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5. yeah_im_weird_
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   March 9, 2013 4:55pm UTC
   me and my mom walking through walmart:
   me: yelling the bob the builder theme song at the top of my lungs
   me: mom do i embarris you?
   mom: of course not honey
   me: continues to yell
   mom: mutters oh god and literally runs away
   me: you LIAR!!!!
   
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6. yeah_im_weird_
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   February 17, 2013 3:29am UTC
   I love being weird even i dont know what ill do next.................and then here comes the GIANT FIST!!!!!!!!!!
   
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7. yeah_im_weird_
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   February 15, 2013 7:10pm UTC
   ME:*looks out school bus window* gasps OH MY GOD! its a horse!!!!
   MY BRAIN: thats a deer you dumba*ss!
   ME: why are you so mean????
   MY BRAIN: why are you so stupid.
   ME: UGH! i dont need you!
   MY BRAIN:good!!
   ME:good
   MY BRAIN:fine
   ME:FINE!!!!
   KID THAT SITS BEHIND ME: O_o Uhhhh.............are you alright?
   ME:mmmmaaaayyyybbbbeeeee
   true story
   
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8. yeah_im_weird_
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   February 3, 2013 7:37pm UTC
   Little girl: I spy with my little eye something yellow
   Little boy: the sun?
   Little girl: nope
   Little boy: the line on the road?
   Little girl: nope
   Little boy: then what?
   Little girl: yo teeth!!!!
   Little boy: L
   Mom: you know what I spy?
   Little boy: what?
   Mom: ice for that BURN!!!!!!!
   
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9. yeah_im_weird_
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   February 3, 2013 5:33pm UTC
   me:*listening to the fray*
   mom:*walks into room*
   mom: hey i know this song its truck or maroon 6 or someone right?
   me:.......
   mom:......
   me: you mean is it train or maroon 5 and anyway this is the fray
   mom:who?
   me:.....
   mom: well diners ready! :) *leaves*
   me: *sighs in disappointment*
   
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10. yeah_im_weird_
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    February 3, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    me: whats the sound of one hand clapping?
    friend: *slaps me*
    me:*blink blink*
    friend:.......
    me: you sir..............are a GENIUS!!!!
    
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11. yeah_im_weird_
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    February 2, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Me: FRUIT SALAD!
    Whole class: YUMMY YUMMY!
    Me:......... (nods in approval) yall are alright : )
    
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12. yeah_im_weird_
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    January 11, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    elementary teacher: there are no stupid questions so dont be afraid to ask! : )
    Highschool teacher: that was the dumest question ive ever heard are you stupid? you know what.....no just get out -_-
    t('-'t) (be afraid be very afraid)
    
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13. yeah_im_weird_
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    January 10, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    I am a NINJA that doesnt know how to be quiet.
    
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14. yeah_im_weird_
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    January 10, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    That terrible moment when you listen to a song online and it rebuffs on your favorite part -_-
    
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15. yeah_im_weird_
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    January 9, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    Mental SIX
    Abuse CRAP
    To HOURS
    Humans OF
    OUR
    LIVES
    
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